Friday, November 13, 2009

Gadget obsession, by Violet Jovovich

Men who are sooo damn fascinated with gadgets are soooo damn weird. That is why they are framed geeks.. And I am so not referring to those people successfully invented things we need; I am merely referring to those who are sickly obsessed with gadgets, who demand the latest gadget, the latest trend..

A, the fact that a freaking technology, a freaking downloading system, a freaking way of doing some freaking stuff actually facinate them more than anything else, is actually very, very sickening..

B, the fact that the newest software actually thrills their whole being and their current obsessing over one freaking facebook game is just pure sick.

C, the weird happiness and pride that are actually written all over their faces just after they finish downloading, or showing-off some of the newest technology.

Plus, they get to boast and talk about women's obsession over handbags, shoes or clothes; Which is unfair considering women are mostly obsessed with feelings rather than gadgets...
Then there is this,
Are they so obsessed about not getting hurt, so they choose to mount up their feelings onto gadgets??
Which leads me to this other thing that I have been reciting to so many of my male friends,

Most men, (in school, at least) will tell the women that they have the hots on about the way they feel, but somehow, when teased, he wouldn't be a man, and admit it; Which is super weird, considering if they do like the gal, it is as if that liking her is some major embarrassment, some major disgusting choice and that she isn't worth it.. but, if she isn't worth his crap, why bother liking her in the first place, non??

p/s: Implying that you don't care leads to one freaky rethorical question, as if acting like you don't care makes you any superior than the other. Yet, only aplicable for boy-bitches..

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Best Photo Of The Year!!!

Oh Em Gee!!!! They look smokin' hawt!!! dudes... Don't be jealous!! guys and gals!!! 4S5's renown brokeback, I love, I love this photo... Damn, I am so gonna miss this class!!! Too bad next year we won't be in the same class again...

p/s: If you wanna sue, don't.. Their faces weren't even close.. we were all witnesses..

Monday, November 2, 2009

Gilbert and Yit Khang, Jit Sin Stars...



Jesu cristo!! I only realized it was "Isabelle" by IL DIVO during the last few lines... Gilbert Khoo and Chong Yit Khang, my ever so embarrassing teammates for this years school debate team... Fellow juniors, I forbid you to even watch this!!!



You are killing the violin, as well as our pitiful ears..



You two are officially an embarrassment to my team...

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Halloween PARTAY!!! Auto City.

24 October 2009, Ivy's make Up organized this great Halloween Make-up Competition in Auto City, Shop in d Park. As daughter, me and my sis, Mirabelle helped takin' over the make-up booth for the audience. It was hell of a Halloween only because Jee Way, Zi Hao, Jing Qian, Alvin, You Bao, Jing Lun, Cindy, Meau Lin, Shier Yen, Killua, Jenny were all present!! Aww, you guys were so great!!
Now here's all the cool models in me mama's Halloween Make-Up competition (Ivys Make Up), watch out kiddos, the monsters are runnin' loose..
The champion of the competitionChloe and her model, smokin' hot, no?
That's Nic and Chloe's model

See, Jee Way, my class monitor was my first experiment in the make-up both, thing that I'm gettin's the fake film blood


Somethin's up, ain't it?

Now the blood, almost there..

Done.. Can you feel it?

This is Zi Hao's hand, deep cut, ain't it? My first experient as well on the wax.. Bloody, non?

Awww, big fat wound.. pity..


Mirabelle did the other, she's very good, non?
Two done..

Not bad, eh?

Boy, are we hawt, or ARE WE HAWT??!!

Did Killua as well..


Killua, Jee Way, and Zi Hao
That's Esther with her Reaper, the model who looks like the Indonesian star, from the right, that's me mama, a.k.a, Ivy.


Mirabelle, did You Bao's hand.

Zee way, Zee Way, busy flirting off with my sisters..


Aww, they look sooo gay!!!

They look so cute!!

One intended bitch fight.. You won't know... Muahahah..

What's left of whose there, Swensen's..

Me and the big guy, Jing Qian.

Glorious ice-cream, the lighting's good, superb..

Hey, that's Nicole's glasses!!

The flirters...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Why Can A Man Never say "Whatever.." To A Woman, by Violet Jovovich

Whatever, its pathetic, just like the man who says it. Anyways, my sister, a.k.a, Sepet Fairy (she's in my stalk list) told me that "whatever" means "fuck you", in a guy's language, (not the sexual harassment, kinda "fuck you", but the casual "fuck you" kinda "fuck you", pardon my french..) I don't remember her source, but what she doesn't know that in a girl's language, "whatever" means "fuck you" as well.. (Girls own the privilege to be cute, the only reason is because they ARE cute..) Good luck with that people.

A, It's appears to be rude, to some girls unstable with there sex status; But actually, its not rude at all. You see, people who says "whatever" are obviously trying to prove that they don't care, or that they don't give a fuck. Actually, they do, only because "whatever" may sound indifferent in a very "cool" and "distant" kinda way, you are just trying to prove that you are actually, kinda cool... Which, obviously, you are not. Sorry guys.. Think about it.

B, It brings out the ugly in you... OK, I'm lying, that's just an elaboration to point A.. But still, deep down inside, you are not merely an ugly jerk who likes to be indifferent to girls, you are just someone very very unstable for your own sex status.. kinda like what Zac Efron(Mike) said to Hunter Parrish(Stan) in 17 Again. Top reason of why I love 17 Again - As corny and cheesy as the movie is, it does instill you some equally corny and cheesy, yet good values that you are bound to meet in real life... To quote 17 Again,
Mike O' Donnell: You're the man... But people Stan is a bully. why? It'd be way to easy to say Stan preys on the weak simply because he's a ****. No... Stan here is much more complex than that ... Stan is a bully for one of three reasons... One... underneath all that male bravado there's a insecure little girl just banging on the closet door trying to get out. Two... like a caveman Stan's brain is... underdeveloped, therefore Stan is unable to use self control so he has to act aggressively. Three... Stan has a small wiener. Don't hurt yourself big boy.
End of quote.

So, it does make you pitiful to say "whatever" to girls..

p/s: whatever.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Of face-losing prevention, sibling rituals, flaws and good qualities.. by Violet Jovovich

And so, at midnight, last night, my pitiful sister and I argued about pathetic position as a younger sister.

You see, the first-born of the family has her love from God, that includes the best quality of everything, including the best trait of DNA, ever since she was born (not scientifically proven, but you can see, when you look at Jessica and Ashley Simpson, Beyonce and Solange Knowles, Lindsay and Ali Lohan, P. William and Harry, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Ben and Casey Affleck... You know what I mean.. Although some looks equally good, when compared to the elder..). The second, daughter in my case, has the love of friends and world just because she is used to expecting very very little, from people. The youngest runt, however will always have the love of both parents, in the past, for now, for always. I am not interested in the rest type of sibling relations. So not.

You see, to get straight to the point, I will certainly avoid the disgusting, pathetic, embarrassing contents of the dominant arguments that we have had. In fact, I have forgotten. Anyway, to prove her insolence, I had to play a little game; In that game, I told her to name at least ten of her flaws, which she can't. So, when I started to talk about my own physical flaws, she regarded those flaws unacceptable, because she can and will oblige me with some of those physical flaws that she have had, herself. After naming flaw after flaw of those which were physical appearance ones, I asked her a simple question:
Do you think that you are beautiful?
Guess what? she hesitated. Then she said, yes. Well then, that's that. What do you say to a person who take her physical flaws, admitted them, yet chose to regard them as good qualities, just for the sake of face-losing prevention??? Then her statement failed miserably to stand.

To make her failed statement to vanish completely, I chose to ask her this,
Is my good qualities more, or less, compared to you?
Since earlier, she had said that I, compared to her, is much, much flawed; So, according to commonsense, my good qualities are suppose to be little, compared to what she has got. Yet, she had refused to answer. Acceptable, since she will never admit that I have better qualities, nor will she loose her face by saying such thing as that I have little good qualities, compared to her, given, of the proof that I will want her to provide just a little while later. Since I have actually promised to post about that little runt, I intend to keep my word..

There is no point, but the closest, is to think. That's that.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

In The Arm Of The Angel, Josh Groban and Sarah McLachlan



Sweet..

Saturday, October 10, 2009

My Own Drama, Poem by Violet Jovovich

It was weird, in the middle, I got caught.
From the start, I have sworn to shed no tear.
Then why do I cry for things I want not?
Was it vain jealousy or was it fear?

Overwhelmed by the cold calmness that serves,
Yet I drown, alone, in my arrogance.
I drive, my own drama, until it blurs.
I gave up my blessing of assurance.

Only to prove that I don't give a damn,
Forgive, not forget; forget, not forgive?

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Apparent One, or The Two, by Violet Jovovich

What happens when you know for the very thing that he is not The One?? Does The One exist, ladies and gentlemen? Do girls fool themselves into thinking that they have found The One, just because that they are falling, hard, head over heels for someone, who might, might be the one to catch them?

But that's all the matter, isn't it? to fall for someone who can catch you, what else is the point? Anyway, the point is, there is no The Two... I did plagiarized the last line from The Not-So-Perfect Man, by Valerie Frankel, A little black dress series..

But there no "The Two.."
Here's what she said,
"But nobody ever says, “He’s the Two, I just know it!” According to Ilene, Frieda wouldn’t be happy again until she found the Next One, and got married."
But this is not the point that I have wrote this, my point is this,
Who the F is The One???
Is there even a 'this is it'??? Will you know? Now that my head is sorta cleared, I am able to see the big picture, big. Say, you have found someone who is not The One, are you able to somehow look past the first impression, the fact that he is NOT The One, but someone who happens to be there, someone good??

Trust me, this is not from personal experience, a few little things has cause so many misunderstandings from those around me for the past two weeks, I think, at least I am not confused, not anymore.(Those who know, the answer is NO, NO and NO, I am crazy, but not that crazy)

Then there is this, is The One still The One?? very confusing. Does it only meant The Apparent One? I would prefer that.

Besides, I AM the sort of female species who analyzes every single detail from every single gesture to get every single point. It amuses me(STEREOTYPES), deeply, lusciously in an interesting way. Be warned, boy-bitches and girls unstable for there gender status hates me. Especially my guts.

There is no the bottom line or the end, we are learning, we are thinking. Yet, who will you pick, given the platter of choice?

Monday, September 28, 2009

16th Bday, Violet Jovovich

Lets see, mama bought me a super cool 199 watch, totally gorgeous and junior,骆羚, made me a fab key chain tie, which rocked my birthday.. Big time.

Mira bought me See Jane Score, which I had to choose myself, and Miao Jing, Dog and Goddesses, which she thought is corny enough for my taste... Which, totally is!! Little Black dress Series.. you can see how desperate and depressed I am.. but not what you think... Life has got to be corny sometimes.. doesn't it?

Zhi Yan bought me a totally fab teddy bear, which is suppose to meant something corny.. but I love her... and named the bear Z after Zhi Yan.. That is totally awing..

So, this is about everything..

Well, this is the drawing Zhi Yang left for me during his stay.. Well, he did tell me that the he-bee is him and the she-bee is me... which is totally heart-melting...

His second drawing, which he insisted that I keep... So cute..

He is so adorable... He even left a comment on our stick-up pad of our refrigerator a "I love you Hai Nin" which was the cutest thing EVER...

Oh glorious, glorious chocolate cake..

That's about everything..

Those are the b'day pics Mira took..


I'd thought I post this, the sweet dog me juniors gave me as a congrats gift for the AGM, which stunned me, tremendously (Not a sloth... ) Anyway. Priscilla left me so many kisses via the cell phone that I lost count, which was sweet...

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Violet Jovovich's drawings..

That's my dragon!!! Mine... MINE.. ok, well the outline was drawn from Patrick's Brisingr, then since he insisted for its return, I had to shade it using my imagination... It's called V's dragon, since I hate to bother with dragon-ish names...


That's my hand... and a rose.. in case you are blind or somethin'..


Oh, sweet times, that's batik, drawn form 3, I think... in class for the class examination, which scored, flyin' high.. 100% muahahahhah...


Long story short, tuition, bored, began to curse, then began to sketch, it was meant to be cartoon-ish, since I was very, very, very angry.. tried to deny his manhood and all, go on and guess, I know he ain't a blog reader, but still; If you have succeeded, then I'm a pro; If not, you must be stupid; If you are not stupid, well then, F**K YOU...


Lee Hom, MY FIRST DRAWING EVER!!!! 3 or 4 years ago... I know, it does not look alike... but then someone has got to learn, ja???

Ok, I love this one, exept for the weird palm posture... as bit tucked, way into her dress, Ah, the dress, the part where I slashed and slashed like hell, cursing and wishing for it to be done... Ok, I wasn't cursing..., i just happened to love drama... Dramatic ones...


Believe it or not, I finished it in two days, 24th and 25th, this month... check the date. Fuck exam... Fuck everybody else... Pardon me French...

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Kids Today...

I know that they are suppose to be cute and all....
That's my house..

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Sea Cruise Wedding..

Ever seen a wedding dinner where the bride and groom take a long, long, long, long, long....long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long....long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long....long, long, long, long, long sea cruise before dinner? Here's one, but you don't wanna hear my theory...
It was yesterday, when we attended a cousin of me mama's wedding..



Venue: Hai Nan Town, somewhere near the jetty.

Andre and Jessica's wedding, the stage where Mira and I wedding-sang LeeHom's "Forever Love" during the buffet, awfully low-keyed.. and awfully drunk..

To start off, camera-slumming is awfully crucial.. for gals..... guys as well..

Me gorgeous mama, in gold, and gorgeous aunt, in violet..

Me and me handsome-lookin' cousins.. Zhi Yi, in white and Zhi Yang, in olive..

Beggars, too, you know?

They can be awfully pitiful...

Then, there is this awfully handsome looking, hunky lifeguard..

The kids and our table? That's somethin', huh?

The bride and groom, preparin' to take off, doin' who-knows-what.. for a very, very, very, very, very, very long time..............


This is that.... food and juice is after...

NEW Born birdies..

Discovered the cutest kind in our house garden, non?New born birdies..
You gotta love mother nature, non?

Friday, September 18, 2009

Time Differences, by Violet Jovovich

Does parents today know what their children want to be like? Does children, parent?

Here's this:
It was months ago, a mother of a friend told another mother of a friend that her loving, precious son behave grown-upish 'cause he does not go online or do any of those kiddy stuffs when exam is around the corner.
Now, I know the friend quite well, so no comments, then.. Yet, it wasn't long before I hear her son's conversation with another guy saying that he don't give a damn about exams, onlining is all the way baby..

What is that?
A mother who's tryin' to flaunt her cool, 'cause she's got a hardworking son?
Or,
A son who's tryin' to flaunt HIS cool, 'cause he doen't have to work hard to ACHIEVE?

What's more important today and yesterday? hardwork or genius-no-work? Time, you just don't understand..
In the end, who cares about who? Who is taking care of whose feelings? Who cares??? You know you care about only yourself, don't try to deny it..

Also, you know you love me..

http://en.picjoke.com/...

http://en.picjoke.com/, its kinda cool..


Me mama's little black dress... shh, don't tell her...


ooo, I'm on a stamp, people..

Hugo Boss, what an honor..


WTH is Jun Hong Doin'??

And... I'm WANTED...Sweet..

Sunday, September 13, 2009

LENKA, The Show~inspired..

I am just a little bit DRUNK ON the SIDEWAYS
Life's a MESS, Love JUST HAS NO SAY
I don't know where to CRY
Can't do it WITH YOU
HATE TO TRY, and I don't WANNA DIE..

Bumbi bum, ba bum bi bum,
Bumbi bum, ba bum bi bum, Just enjoy the show


BLEK~~ Violet

Love the LENKA song.. my way..

Was I Any Better? By Violet Jovovich

Why do we say very, very little things to make ourselves look a wee bit better?

"I hit the guy 'cause I was a bit scared"

Sounds safe and sweet, when actually, we were just angry and mad. Yet, in all the load crap of self-pity and self-defense, we wanna look a wee bit tough as well. We wanna have that hint of self-respect. Instead of saying, "I was so scared of him," we say, "I was a bit scared"… Of what??

As if being helpless is better than being tough or brave. As if being hopeless is better than being angry. Where did that crap came from? No one taught us that.

"I actually wanted to help him, ya know? But he was so damn insane.."

Yeah, not only are we pitiful and honorable, now we wanna look kind and generous as well. Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer, the abuse of the Sun Tzu theory, eh? Jesus commanded us to love our enemies, the abuse of religious teachings, eh? Not only are we kind and generous, we are respectable and almighty as well.

Since we can't change the story sequence, why don't we change the way we felt at the time?? Pretty ourselves up a bit..I mean, no one will ever know, right? Sounds wonderful. What do you call a person who would alter their personality just to get away from his crimes? What do you call a person who would say anything at all just to get what he wants?

The irony about it is this:

When you think that you have successfully convinced some other dude that you are an innocent fuck-tard with a wee hint of self-respect; When you think that he may be on your side, here is what that is most probably in his mind:

Yeah, yeah, whatever… fuck-tard, like I give a damn...

Broken Goal, poem by Violet Jovovich

And so, after tonight, my love is dead,

Away with its lust, its hopes and my soul.

Why does hallucination keeps its spread?

To the broken heart, from that achieved goal.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Biological Love, poem by Violet Jovovich

Our family car wasn't that friendly,
The voice of Jay fills up, as silence fall.
So you push away from reality,
It wasn't an award silence at all.

Away, the biological love, make way!
Supposedly mine, programmed before time.
Was I different from the children bay?
How can I fly, without my good-luck dime?

Why do I cry, when I know it's not mine?
Devils crawls inside me:"Whose is it, then?"

Monday, September 7, 2009

A Picture Tells A Thousand Words, Violet's story..

From now and then, from today and tomorrow, people say a picture says a thousand words, now that is incorrect, ok?? Perceptions, a pompous prick friend of mine will say to those pictures. Lets just agree to disagree.

For the cutest example, you simply cannot tell that the two cute toddler below are the same person.. Simply because the first angel-wanna-be does not look like an angel, and the second tomboy-wanna-be, did HER job, quite excellently. That makes quite different personalities, does it not???By the time you have discovered their ultimate difference, you can't really tell that this baby..

grew into that... my, my look who's being naughty.. still, illegal...
And so, the toddler, gifted in her true calling, in the world of acting, traveled far and wide with her other flowery friends to the world of dancing and what Zhong Wei was looking....
After some time, she developed her stage skills into something more of a public speaking, or graduation ceremony speech, so to speak..

7 years later, she checked into a class of lunacy.. in order to hide their lunacy, the class was named 4S5, S as in sanity..

After some time, she graduated, since yellow was in, so was her robe within..

Finally, she decided to get married, in her beautiful, white ballet tutu..

And lived happily ever after, t'was the story, twice upon a time.. the end..

Sunday, September 6, 2009

3 Stages of life...

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..


Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy

Sent by Lini, what sad sad truth..

Friday, September 4, 2009

The longest distances..

Sent by Yan Ying..

世界上最遙遠的距離不是生與死,而是我就站在你面前你卻不知道我愛你


世界上最遙遠的距離是明明知道彼此相愛卻不能在一起

世界上最遙遠的距離是明明無法抵擋這股想念卻還得故意裝作絲毫沒有把你放在心裡

Wow.. ~speechless~ absolutely speechless..
nice.. non?

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Lantern Making. Mid-Autumn Festival.

The coconut crust, pealed, carved off in a thumb-hurting way...

Screwing.....

Carving, in a finger-torturing way.


And.. voilà!!


And... lighted..
That was how I have spent my retard holidays, carvin' off my thumb..

What an a'hole..

Drunken-song.. by Violet Jovovich

So you think you know loads of shit- craps about everybody else...

They drown in wine; You're sooo fine,
They bury their heads; You went way over your ugly dick-head,
They cry; You die..
They fart, You judge.
They moan; Your sick, sick tone...
They are in pain; Oh hell, what a shame....

Oh yeah, you, think about it.
Sick of assumptions..
Don't judge.
Heads up, dudes, you ain't one bit close to who you wanna be, or think you are, for that matters...

Life is pink, HELL YEAH!!!

Don't judge; Gottaah' hell.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Come And Get Me!!!!!!!!! by Violet jovovich

So, it's time I share the girly stereotype..

When you take a quick glance at her, it depends, insensible ones probably wont notice anything whatsoever.. Yet, if you are not, you can probably draw everything out, in a pen..

Her eyes are crinkling in the sort of way, some might confuse with sexy and slutty (most people can't tell the difference) that says:
I want you...
Then, look closer, her lips, curled in such a way, that says:
I really, really want you.....
Next, her body, bent in such a way, skinny enough, weak enough yet not moving, that says:
Dooo you waaant me????
After that, you can glance away, for briefly as 3 seconds, look back, the whole figure that MOVES saying:
I'M FREEEEE!!!!
As if that is not bad enough, she starts to speak, in a purrrrring way that says:
COME AND GET MEEEEE!!!!!!!

Inspired by a certain someone... who will kill me later...
Any girl who think you are this type, don't kill me..

pleeaaaassseeeeeeeeeee.....

Friday, August 28, 2009

Blizzard's design

http://blizzard-king93.blogspot.com/2009/08/4s5-t-shirt-design.html

In favor of Blizzard Tan... Our class T.. 4s5..

Lust and Love

Lust has the meaning of want to take, while love has the meaning of want to give.

In a real relationship, you need both;

You want to take everything from him/her, and you want to give him/her everything.
That is what rocks.

Modified from a movie I vaguely remember. Original Sin???

Monday, August 24, 2009

This Kiss, Anthony Callea and Candice Falzon



Awwww...

你会如何决择呢??

Now this one is smokin', sent by Yin pin, pur'ty smart..

你会如何决择呢??
你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。 
一个是快要临死的老人,他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生,他曾救过你的命,你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人,她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人,也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人,你会如何选择?
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了,你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车,因为他救过你,这是个好机会报答他。
还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让
你这么心动的人了。


在200个应征者中,只有一个人被雇佣了,他并没有解释他的理由,他只是说了以下的话:

'给医生车钥匙,让他带着老人去医院,而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人都认为以上的回答是最好的,但没有一个人一开始就想到。

小哲理:
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势(车钥匙)? 有时,如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执,狭隘,和一些优势的话,我们可能会得到更多。